What Hell Looks Like

Miscellaneous | February 2, 20071 Comment

Not everyone goes to heaven. Sorry, but it’s a fact we all just have to get used to. But remember that the people who actually go to hell don’t care about such things. Which means that if you do, you’re not going. Which begs the question, “What does hell look like, since I’ll never have the chance to check it out?”

Well, I think whoever designed the Marriott Hotel’s San Francisco Hotel and Resort must have had a special vacation between lives and came back feeling inspired. Take a photo tour and you’ll notice they don’t show the endless hallways. It took three of these never-ending tubes to get to my room. Now, most of us think of red when we think of hell. But of course if you stare at green long enough that’s what you’ll see. The devil is smarter than you think. I guess the designer thought that the change of pattern on the carpet would excite my eyes. Wrong. No. I’m feeling nauseous, as I stumble down the hall fumbling desperately for my tranqs to stave off the migraine this hallways induces. That shade of green on top of the fluorescent lighting is enough to induce a migraine and an epileptic seizure.

So now you know.